Sunday, June 10, 2012

More letters/emails...

Dear iTunes,

What the hell did I purchase that would make you "think" that you should recommend the Tila Tequila album? You should NEVER recommend that album...NEVER.

xxoo

Nicole

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Dear City of Newton,

Why did you not inform me or the neighborhood that there was a road race today?  I would have liked advanced notice to the number of shirtless humans running by my window. Give a gal a heads up!!

Thanks!!

xxxo

Nicole

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Dear Apple Computers,

I dropped my iPhone on Friday on pavement..screen down. The screen DID NOT shatter. I just thought you should know that my phone is an exception to the rule. Thanks. 

xxxo

Nicole



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