Tuesday, January 14, 2014

I haven't written a letter in a while....

I haven't written a letter n a while sooooo here it goes.

Dear PBS,

Was it really necessary to brutally beat and savagely rape my favorite character on Downton?? No, it wasn't. Why do you hate women so much? None of them on that show can catch a break. Oh...Lord Grantham you are sad after WWI because the nobles are no longer considered "noble". Are we supposed to feel bad for this guy? He has like 35 servants....I feel horrible for his daughters....and his wife who lives in this ignorant bliss half the time.

Quit it!!!!!!



Dear Job Seekers,

Here are a few tips. You may see them on monster.com but read them here too.

  1. Proofread your resume.
  2. Write a damn cover letter.
  3. Don't single space the entire letter or...resume. 
  4. Don't double space the entire thing either. 
  5. Never, ever, ever..and I mean never..quadruple space in between jobs. You look like you are trying to too hard...
  6. Write concrete phrases about what you do. Use and noun and a verb or 2.
  7. Look up the definition of skill and then deduct from there what your actual skills are....then try again.
  8. Research the company. Please..you look silly if you don't. 



Dear People Who've Fulfilled Dreams,

How did you do it? I need to know.

Desperately Seeking a Career I Have Passion For,


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