that categorizes them.....to the T!
oh.... you writers....just because you yield a pen and a pad...and are not afraid to use it...you feel you are above us all..
use your pen...but use it wisely....
you have sufficiently stereotyped yourself by trying not to fit into a box....
well, my friends you are into this box that you are eloquently depicted in your leafy,loosey goosey prose....talking about how..ooh my gosh and golly....everyone else is so typical, so cardboard cutout---
i spot you a mile away...... YOU WILL NOT HESITATE TO SAY YOU ARE WRITER...yet i do....but the next question is...DO YOU HAVE MUCH PUBLISHED? umm...that doesn't measure the greatness of a writer...hello nora roberts or joan collins...
do me a favor.....while i perfect my craft and keep my stuff to myself and hold it dear...continue to keep that pen and pad with you at all times..BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THE MOOD WILL STRIKE!! ill be in my corner...looking, waiting..and wondering.....
i will never be like you....i will never boast about my love....i will never be a pompous ass.......
thats the difference between you and me.......i don't care if i fit that mold...but you do... you fit it perfectly......my fit is too tight and can't hold me...your's will always fit snug and just right because you will never change but...I....I WILL! and it will be great and you...will stay the same....
so fellow writers...i should not say fellow...i should say...other writers..keep on writing in the coffeeshops, writing down every little thing...do what you do...i do what i do...see who feels more...vindicated and real at the end of the day.....i know i won't have to wash that nasty mold film...off my body like you all do.....
cheers.....fuckers...
